Heatwave Season Gifts

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Air conditioning.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Summer Berries

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Don't they look silly?'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Intense summer sun

Gatorade!

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Fox Operated Fan

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Environmental Clues

Ice cream van

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"