Heatwave Strategist Gifts

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Summertime in the city

Summer Berries

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Fox Operated Fan

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

Heat Wave Podium

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Ice cream van

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

"Humid today."

"You should really wear a hat."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'