Heatwave Enthusiast Gifts

'If you think THIS is hot you should have been here in 1963!'

"Hot enough for you?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Global Warmer 2000.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Keep Off The Hay

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Intense summer sun

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Summertime in the city

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."