Heatwave Aficionados Gifts

'That has to be a mirage.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Summertime in the city

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Welcome to summer school.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Gatorade!