Heatwave Aficionados T-Shirts

'That has to be a mirage.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Summertime in the city

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Welcome to summer school.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Gatorade!

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."