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Man crawls in the desert see a vending machine with a sign: Mirages - Morning, afternoon, evening

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Global Warmer 2000.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Keep Off The Hay

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Indian summer.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Relief for America in the Heat.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Intense summer sun

Protecting the green

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

Welcome to summer school.

'Don't they look silly?'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

The Trench-Sealer

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Gatorade!

Heat Wave Podium

Environmental Clues

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Come now, sir. This can't be all the wages of sin.'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Fox Operated Fan