Heatwave Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Man crawls in the desert see a vending machine with a sign: Mirages - Morning, afternoon, evening

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Global Warmer 2000.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Keep Off The Hay

Indian summer.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Protecting the green

Intense summer sun

The Trench-Sealer

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Welcome to summer school.

'Don't they look silly?'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Gatorade!

Environmental Clues

Heat Wave Podium

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'Come now, sir. This can't be all the wages of sin.'

Fox Operated Fan

'At least it's a dry heat'