Heat Wave Humorists Gifts

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

Global Warmer 2000.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Weather today.

Keep Off The Hay

Indian summer.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Gatorade!

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Fox Operated Fan

Environmental Clues

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'At least it's a dry heat'

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Humid today."

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.