Heat-averse Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who hates the heat but loves a good laugh? Our collection of heat-averse humorist products offers witty designs perfect for keeping cool and cheerful. Whether it's a mug that loudly proclaims their disdain for warm days, a t-shirt with a hilarious heat-related joke, or a pillow featuring crispy humor, these items celebrate the comedic side of avoiding the sun. Ideal for anyone who prefers their cool moments dry and their jokes even drier.

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"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on." mockup

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

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"All natural snow cones for sale." mockup

"All natural snow cones for sale."

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Global Warmer 2000.

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You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored! mockup

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

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"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?" mockup

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

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The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation. mockup

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

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'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?' mockup

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

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'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.' mockup

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

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"I love this time of year."

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"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!" mockup

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

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Weather today.

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'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?' mockup

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

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Greco-polar wrestling

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!" mockup

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

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'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?' mockup

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

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'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?' mockup

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

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Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium). mockup

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

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"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April" mockup

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

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"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach." mockup

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

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Eskimo Breaking Wind

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"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began." mockup

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

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"Without a doubt... the first sixty!" mockup

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

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"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67." mockup

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

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"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!" mockup

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

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Deep Snow All Around

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"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming." mockup

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

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"I'm starting to look old."

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Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.' mockup

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

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'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?' mockup

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

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"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot." mockup

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

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Heat-averse Humorist Gifts Collection

Heat-averse Humorist Mugs

Discover our range of mugs featuring heat-averse humor to bring laughs to your morning routine or gift a smile to someone who hates sweating.

Heat-averse Humorist Pillows

Find the perfect cozy pillow for heat-averse humorists, featuring humorous designs about staying cool and avoiding warmth.

Heat-averse Humorist Prints

Decorate with humorous prints for heat-averse humorists that cleverly portray their disdain for hot weather while adding fun style to any room.

Heat-averse Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of heat-averse humorist t-shirts packed with witty sayings to keep cool and showcase their fiery dislike for hot days.