Heat-averse Humorist Gifts

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Global Warmer 2000.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

"I'm starting to look old."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'