Heat Wave Humorists Pillows

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

Global Warmer 2000.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Weather today.

Keep Off The Hay

Indian summer.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Gatorade!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Environmental Clues

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Fox Operated Fan

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Humid today."

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

Patio Melt