Heatwave Humorists Pillows

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Global Warmer 2000.

COWMIKAZES

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Keep Off The Hay

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Indian summer.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Valentines Day Cats

Relief for America in the Heat.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Intense summer sun

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Protecting the green

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

'Don't they look silly?'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Gatorade!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Environmental Clues

Fox Operated Fan

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Heat Wave Podium

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"