Heatwave Humorists Pillows

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Global Warmer 2000.

COWMIKAZES

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Keep Off The Hay

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Indian summer.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Valentines Day Cats

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Protecting the green

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Gatorade!

Fox Operated Fan

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Heat Wave Podium

Environmental Clues

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'At least it's a dry heat'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Humid today."