Heatwave Escapist Gifts

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Tourist in the desert

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Summer Berries

Summer

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Ice cream van

Fox Operated Fan

Clancy: Thick Flies

"Humid today."

"You should really wear a hat."

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Weather.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Hot enough for you?'

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him with some clothes on!'

'That has to be a mirage.'

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."