Heatwave Survivors Gifts

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Italian Heatwave

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Tourist in the desert

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Keep Off The Hay

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Fox Operated Fan

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Ice cream van

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

"Humid today."

"You should really wear a hat."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"He gets like this every summer."

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Weather.

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

'Hot enough for you?'

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him with some clothes on!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .