Heatwave Season T-Shirts

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Air conditioning.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Keep Off The Hay

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'Don't they look silly?'

Summer Berries

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Intense summer sun

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Gatorade!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Ice cream van

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Fox Operated Fan

Environmental Clues

"Humid today."

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"You should really wear a hat."