Heat Warriors Gifts

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tourist in the desert

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Chilli

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Too much spice?'

Summertime in the city

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures