Warmth Warriors Gifts

Heating costs.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Candle Portraits.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Catatonic

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Group hug.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Summertime in the city