Warmth Warriors Gifts

Heating costs.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Candle Portraits.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Catatonic

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Relief for America in the Heat.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Summertime in the city