Thermostat Warriors Gifts

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I'm going in."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Musical ice flows

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"Yeah, its warm..."

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"How's the weather? Sorry. I don't talk politics in bars."

The Desert Thong

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming