Thermostat Warrior Gifts

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I'm going in."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Organic farm

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Stupid global warming!'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"