Thermostat Warrior T-Shirts

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I'm going in."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Organic farm

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Stupid global warming!'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"