Warmth Warrior Gifts

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Candle Portraits.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Catatonic

Coronavirus Windmills

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Sleepy Bunny

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Summertime in the city

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."