Warmth Warrior Mugs

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Candle Portraits.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Catatonic

Coronavirus Windmills

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Sleepy Bunny

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."