Thermostat Warriors Pillows

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I'm going in."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Musical ice flows

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Yeah, its warm..."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

The Desert Thong

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

"How's the weather? Sorry. I don't talk politics in bars."

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

Frederick's Of Winnipeg