Heat Warrior Pillows

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

"Yeah, its warm..."

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

The Desert Thong

Summer Sauna

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Exercising

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Tourist in the desert

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Relief for America in the Heat.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Chilli

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."