Temperature Warrior Pillows

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The New Normal

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Deforestation.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.