Temperature Warrior Pillows

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Captain in a storm

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

The New Normal

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'