Heat Warriors Pillows

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tourist in the desert

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Relief for America in the Heat.

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

Chilli

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

Hells Snack Shack.

'Too much spice?'