Hot Weather Warrior Gifts

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'