Hot Weather Warrior Gifts

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.