Virtual Fitness Buff Gifts

Baby Yoga

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Indoor Football

"Speed reader...?"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Content Creator

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Keep fit.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Weight Gain Denial

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Sport

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Motor-blender.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Stork doing weight training.