Band Practice Buddy Gifts

Music Lessons

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Exercising

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Animal Band.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'It's a Marimba!'

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Last Call of the Wild