Band Buddy Gifts

"For Mother's Day I promised not to practice my tuba all day."

'We'll have to put the 'hit single' on hold, lads. My mum's just figured out what the lyrics mean.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Quartet.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Music Lessons

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

Pelobong

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Animal Band.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

A tuba and love hearts

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Do you know what girls want?"

Band Practice

"The guy's a natural!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'