Band Mate Gifts

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

Band Practice

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Quartet.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Animal Band.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'It's your round.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"The guy's a natural!"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

A tuba and love hearts

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Lady practising the clarinet.

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Required Reeding.

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"This is a blind audition, right?"