Band Buddy Pillows

"For Mother's Day I promised not to practice my tuba all day."

'We'll have to put the 'hit single' on hold, lads. My mum's just figured out what the lyrics mean.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Bike Rides

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Quartet.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Music Lessons

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

Pelobong

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Animal Band.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"The guy's a natural!"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

A tuba and love hearts

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Band Practice

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Old School Mustaches