Singing Buddy Pillows

Last Call of the Wild

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Music Lessons

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Library

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Animal Band.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Tenors

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."