Singing Buddy Gifts

Last Call of the Wild

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Music Lessons

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Library

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Tenors

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Animal Band.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

A singer being criticised

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Pirate King

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.