Band Rehearsal Buff Gifts

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Music Lessons

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'We had to donwsize.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Violinist

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Policemen

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"We start on #F."

"I can practice a different song."

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

'It's a Marimba!'