Band Rehearsal Buff Pillows

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Music Lessons

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'We had to donwsize.'

One-man band rehearsal.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Violinist

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Policemen

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"I can practice a different song."

"We start on #F."

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'It's a Marimba!'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.