Band Practice Pillows

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'Whoa guys! If you can't play it right, can you at least please play it wrong quietly.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Four children playing the flute.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Cello Player

"No. You tune to me. I have perfect pitch."

"I don't know how these rumors start, Gene, but believe me, nobody is accusing you of being a whistle blower."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"

Deaf Musician

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'It's a Marimba!'

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Piano Keyboard

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.