Netball Player Mugs

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Punt Cake

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Snooker Golf.

Bears

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Uptight End"

Belief and Trust.

Six jazz instruments.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Is it something I said dear?"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

The Goalkeeper

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Basketball

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'