Net Defenders Mugs

Goal

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

Freedom of Press

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'

Pest Control

Computer Crimes

Cyber Attacks Against USA