Nautical Naysayer Gifts

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Iceberg Warning Sign

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Really Early Vikings

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'