Nomadic Naysayer Gifts

Not a happy camper.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Go Back to New York

No crawling sign in the desert.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

God is dead.

One more question, Lance

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Mobile library.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'We're just renting, with an option to skip town in the middle of the night.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

'Nomads! Work from home $2,000.00 per week!'

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."

Sunbathing on the back of the car.

'Fiends of the Earth'

Iceberg Warning Sign

'I love this room, so many happy memories of killing innovation..'

'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'

'I can't go in THERE - you know I'm terrified of needles!'