Naysayer's Companion Gifts

God is dead.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Mister Oedipus.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

Concern Chart

Go Back to New York

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Opposing viewpoint.

One more question, Lance

Not a happy camper.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

Writers

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'I've just finished reading your last book. At least I hope it is!'

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"