Navigational Naysayer Gifts

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Go Back to New York

Vat Nav

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"He's in a critical condition"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Directory: You are here

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

'Landline go!'

'It's about 4 miles as the man drives.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"Ignore your SatNav."

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"When you said you were going to write in the sand, I thought it would say SOS or something."

'Fiends of the Earth'

"Recalculating?? Just admit you're lost."