Navigational Naysayer Prints

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Go Back to New York

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Vat Nav

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"He's in a critical condition"

Not a happy camper.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Directory: You are here

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

'Landline go!'

In one mile, take Exit 82. Are you nuts? That route is all stoplights! It's still faster! What? What version ARE you? ONE of us has to turn off our GPS.

'It's about 4 miles as the man drives.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"Ignore your SatNav."

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

'The captain wants to know if anyone has a GPS he can borrow?'

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'