Navigator's Nemesis Prints

'Soon you will be here. . .'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Emergency Phone.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Circus Act

Clown Nightmares

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Scarecrow Directions

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"He's in a critical condition"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'