Nautical Nightmare Navigators Prints

Emergency Phone.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Sailor in Car.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Saved...life is good!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"