Nautical Nightmare Navigators Gifts

Emergency Phone.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Sailor in Car.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Barcode Dreams

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Moustached gentleman

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Going to Sea.