Navigator Nightmares Gifts

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Scarecrow Directions

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Circus Act

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Clown Nightmares

Second Thoughts Wedding

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Falling

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'