Awkward Encounter Navigator Prints

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Scarecrow Directions

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'En-counter'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

The originator of the office birthday party.

Road signs.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"Just don't be yourself."