Needles Naysayer Gifts

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Go Back to New York

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Not a happy camper.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"He's afraid of needles..."

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

"I hate needles!"

'You have got to be kidding.'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.

"I know he can't stand injections but he was here five minutes ago..."

'Fiends of the Earth'

'Anywhere but France.'

"Needles scare him."