Needle Phobia Warrior Gifts

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

I love embroidery

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The Vaccine is coming!

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Knitting ball

"He's afraid of needles..."

Needlepoint Viewpoint

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.